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Haters Gonna Hate

You mad bro (or sis!)? So what is it? Dog run away? Water heater broken? Stub your toe? Someone called in sick and you know damn well they ain’t sick because they were lamenting yesterday that they need a “mental health day” and now your mental health is all in a twist because you gotta …

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At least you went

At Least You Went… Why the hell would I name a blog this? Because it’s true. To a point. We all wake up at one point or another in the morning with the feeling of “fuck my life, go back to sleep”! Then we have a decision to make: be a lazy bastard? (Sorry. I …

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You’re the Worst

I Mean That In The Best Way Possible Yes, you are the worst. That’s ok though, no judgment here because so am I. You probably have a tendency to give yourself the worst advice possible. Not regarding perhaps starting the day with a healthy breakfast or avoiding that pint of Bourbon being that it’s, y’know, …

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Are You a Sado?

And why that’s (probably) ok Well shit, things were going swimmingly, I thought. I haven’t really tried writing anything since college and it was so easy back then that I didn’t see the point. True Story: I wrote an “A” report on a book that I only read the dust jacket of in my senior …

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Put it Out There

One Solution to Melancholy Well shit, you’ve done fixed your posture and you’re walking tall and proud and peacocking around like Jagger! Feeling better? Now look, I cannot really understate how much that it helped me and yes I know that something so simple sounds absurd. Here’s the thing though: it’s very easy for our …

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Respect Yourself F.F.S.

Yeah I’m hijacking some shit but let’s just call it sharing So here’s where I start. I thought about going way back, back into time if you will. But the whole reason for starting this is based on recent history. Way recent history. So, I turned uh, Mid-Forty. And then it all went downhill. I …

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HI, it’s me!

Not Professional Help… So. It’s Halloween and I decided that today was the day that I would start to actually write some shit. I don’t know what I’m about to say. I think that I am not alone in this feeling. Who among us has not thought to himself (or herself) that, you know what?I …

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